Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Dec 03 2013

Another slow session, slightly positive, mostly thanks to timely TZA long for 1:3. There were also FB shorts and a few more scalps but overall, getting more than 1:1 is a challenge during this thin holiday trading

 Session Time: Tue Dec 03 00:00:00 2013
[09:15] {Will49} gm
[09:15] {cc_9} Good morning all.
01[09:15] {&Threei}  morning will
01[09:15] {&Threei}  cc9 :)
01[09:15] {&Threei}  will... CAT yesterday, 1:4... just after you left
[09:16] {Will49} yeah saw the log :(
[09:16] {Will49} timing is everything eh?
[09:17] {RonS} howdy everyone...deep freeze starts tomorrow (high/low):  11/-4, 10/-9, 11/-5, 18/0, 23/7
01[09:17] {&Threei}  ron :)
01[09:17] {&Threei}  it's not deep until it's -40...
[09:18] {barbo} GM
01[09:18] {&Threei}  barbo :)
[09:19] {cc_9} GDX hitting fresh lows
[09:20] {drewj} gm all
01[09:20] {&Threei}  drew :)
[09:20] {RonS} nOcare is neither care or affordable: ...analysts estimate Obamacare will cost the average taxpayer nearly $6,000 in extra taxes as early as next year.
[09:21] {Will49} yikes
[09:22] {cc_9} KKD gap down on lower police brutality guidance
[09:22] {RonS} lol...what?
[09:24] {cc_9} police brutality = more police activity = more donuts
01[09:26] {&Threei}  lol
[09:27] {cc_9} KKD looking to bounce on possible new shops in Ukraine
[09:28] {cc_9} Deal is pending Putin approval.
01[09:28] {&Threei}  they'd have to add pork fat in those
01[09:28] {&Threei}  look up "salo" to get why :)
[09:29] {cc_9} absolutely disgusting
[09:29] {cc_9} fat back
01[09:30] {&Threei} Short Setup: .80  break
01[09:30] {&Threei}  If holds  .85
[09:30] {robbers} ??
[09:30] {cc_9} SPY btfd setup
01[09:30] {&Threei}  If holds  GDX  .85
01[09:30] {&Threei} Short Setup: GDX  .80 break
01[09:30] {&Threei}  sheesh
01[09:30] {&Threei}  lol
01[09:33] {&Threei}  1:1
[09:33] {cc_9} long UPRO on SPY BTFD bounce
[09:35] {cc_9} SPY looking for a break of 180.25 for more upside
01[09:35] {&Threei} Short Setup: C  .45 break
01[09:36] {&Threei}  If holds  .55
[09:37] {cc_9} GDX long here for gorilla
01[09:38] {&Threei}  no go C
[09:40] {cc_9} GDX so far so good
[09:41] {cc_9} looking for more gorilla
[09:41] {cc_9} http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv-movies/man-sues-identity-revealed-true-life-chubby-chaser-article-1.1533187
01[09:43] {&Threei} Short Setup: CAT  .60 break
01[09:43] {&Threei}  If holds  .70
01[09:44] {&Threei}  two-sided
01[09:45] {&Threei}  long it is
[09:46] {cc_9} IWM fresh lows
[09:46] {cc_9} long NUAN for breakout
01[09:46] {&Threei}  1:1
01[09:46] {&Threei}  hmmm... I read it as "long NUAN for breakfast"
[09:47] {cc_9} NUAN for takeout
[09:48] {cc_9} NUAN looking for $14.00+ orangutan mode
[09:48] {nemo} difference between gorilla and orangutang mode please
[09:49] {cc_9} gorilla is fast and furious move, orangutan is slow and steady
[09:49] {cc_9} orangutan you can set a nice trailing stop
[09:49] {cc_9} gorilla you just need to fucking hit the sell button fast
[09:50] {cc_9} long XIV for orangutan
[09:54] {cc_9} UPRO so far so good
[09:54] {cc_9} SPY bouncing, VXX upticking...hmmm, could signal an SPY headfake
[09:56] {cc_9} SPY BTFD so far so good, need 180.25 bid for ape
[09:59] {cc_9} UPRO XIV longs so far so good, looking for more
[10:01] {cc_9} out UPRO / XIV, idle for w/e comes next
01[10:04] {&Threei} Short Setup: POT  .65 break
01[10:04] {&Threei}  If holds  .70
[10:04] {cc_9} XIV scale out }} http://img853.imageshack.us/img853/585/x78x.jpg
[10:05] {drewj} no jokes on that ?
[10:05] {cc_9} out GDX for loss, will look for re-entry
01[10:06] {&Threei}  shorting pot is no joking matter drew... not in BC
[10:06] {drewj} thanks vad...now i feel better.  I need a snack though
01[10:07] {&Threei}  lol
[10:08] {cc_9} NUAN come on ,90s, gibsmedat
[10:10] {drewj} Vad i bet they would think it's funny in Toronto...
01[10:11] {&Threei}  probably but they are heavy short F
01[10:11] {&Threei}  no? purely canadian joke?
[10:12] {drewj} I'm lost
01[10:12] {&Threei}  F? Ford? Rob Ford?
[10:12] {drewj} lol
01[10:12] {&Threei}  whew
[10:12] {drewj} too early
01[10:13] {&Threei}  sorry... no 2-step jokes or 3-syllable words before second cup of coffee rule must be instituted
[10:13] {drewj} I think you're right
[10:14] {Will49} POT forming a bladder buster pattern
[10:14] {RonS} nuan is thicker than a Seattle lesbian convention...
01[10:14] {&Threei}  I can see Ron rolling his eyes and saying "no dude, it's just that your jokes suck"
[10:14] {drewj} i bet
[10:15] {nemo} wow...this blog is really bad today, don't publish it Vad
01[10:15] {&Threei}  I can't
01[10:15] {&Threei}  the world is waiting
[10:16] {nemo} mmmhhh mos might check the bottom of the daily channel today
[10:16] {drewj} can't leave the people hanging vad
01[10:16] {&Threei}  hungry masses from far away beg to publish the log as soon as possible
01[10:16] {&Threei}  demonstrations in Kiev
[10:16] {nemo} love to see them twist in the breeze...that multiple cracking sound as the rope straightens.....................orgasmic
[10:17] {drewj} jumped the gun on pot...in at .6481
[10:17] {drewj} too much comedic distraction
[10:19] {nemo} anf wtf
[10:19] {RonS} Activist Investor Request Change in Abercrombie & Fitch's Leadership
[10:20] {RonS} activist investor Engaged Capital
[10:22] {Will49} my hover finger is numb
01[10:24] {&Threei}  MOS breaking down, POT should follow
[10:24] {RonS} now you know how Ben feels when he is dumping money out of the chopper...
01[10:25] {&Threei}  a lot of air under that .60 - .65 support zone... come on
01[10:25] {&Threei}  Ron... now I know where I learned that hover trick :)
[10:31] {nemo} mos real close to channel support on the daily
[10:31] {nemo} as well as horizontal support
01[10:31] {&Threei}  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2415191/And-global-COOLING-Return-Arctic-ice-cap-grows-29-year.html
[10:31] {nemo} aamof....s3 . 26.28 which is right about where all three levels meet
01[10:32] {&Threei}  ok POT... do it or get off yourself
[10:32] {drewj} nice
[10:33] {RonS} lol...now that's funny...
06[10:33] * &Threei takes a bow
[10:33] {drewj} the ron stamp of approval has been given
01[10:34] {&Threei}  that's a real achievement for me... up to this mom,ent my best was "ron NOT rolling his eyes"
[10:35] {Will49} hahaha Vad
01[10:36] {&Threei}  ugh
[10:36] {Will49} that was cruel
[10:36] {Will49} now i have no POT to hover in
[10:36] {drewj} good one will
[10:37] {Will49} tks
01[10:40] {&Threei} Short Setup: FB  .75 break
01[10:41] {&Threei}  If holds  .85
01[10:41] {&Threei}  aggressive entry for inverted C&H
[10:47] {cc_9} GDX long here again guys ?
[10:47] {nemo} gdx seems to be somewhat correlated to the indexes
01[10:48] {&Threei}  too random for me
[10:49] {cc_9} SPY not breaking out yet...hmmm
[10:49] {nemo} yeah, and I have alot of green on the algo, that much green and no index price improvement
[10:53] {cc_9} strange price action on SPY, almost feels like index wants to recrash
[10:56] {nemo} this is too much fun for one person
[10:57] {cc_9} KKD holed
[10:57] {cc_9} fresh lows
[10:57] {nemo} so much for the high carb diet
[10:58] {nemo} frickin akam, bounced off 200 day
01[11:02] {&Threei}  1:1... yawn
01[11:02] {&Threei}  lose frikin .60 support, FB
01[11:03] {&Threei}  then we will talk real money
[11:03] {cc_9} Yingluck is so damn hot
01[11:03] {&Threei}  see that inverted C&H guys?
[11:03] {nemo} ?
[11:04] {Will49} is that a rhetorical question?
[11:05] {cc_9} nemo, talking about yingluck shinawatra
[11:05] {nemo} ?
[11:06] {Will49} thought you meant Frank Sinatra
[11:08] {nemo} ahhhh
[11:23] {cc_9} 10:54 cc_9 strange price action on SPY, almost feels like index wants to recrash
[11:24] {cc_9} C fresh lows
01[11:30] {&Threei} Short Setup: FB  .65 break
01[11:30] {&Threei}  If holds  .75
01[11:33] {&Threei}  ok FB
01[11:33] {&Threei}  you know you need to lose .60
01[11:33] {&Threei}  and die
01[11:34] {&Threei}  crash
01[11:34] {&Threei}  recrash
01[11:34] {&Threei}  and get crashisher
[11:35] {cc_9} VXX flying
[11:37] {cc_9} looking to grab a little XIV for a little slow down in volatility
[11:38] {cc_9} would need VXX under 47 for a nice setup
01[11:40] {&Threei}  stop to .71
01[11:40] {&Threei}  1:1
01[11:41] {&Threei}  stop .66 of course
[11:41] {cc_9} first light entry XIV 31.30
[11:41] {cc_9} volatility still pretty high, but looking for it to slowdown a bit after noon
[11:45] {cc_9} damn it shoulda went short on this 10:54 cc_9 strange price action on SPY, almost feels like index wants to recrash
[11:45] {cc_9} kicking myself for not trading the obvious
[11:45] {cc_9} starting to look like full on tank mode now
[11:46] {cc_9} XIV big block trade
01[11:52] {&Threei}  I just found someone worse than I am in jokes
01[11:52] {&Threei}  look:
01[11:52] {&Threei}  Equities Retreat Further from All-Time Highs as Traders Debate a Dectaper
01[11:52] {&Threei}  dectaper?
01[11:52] {&Threei}  yikes
[11:54] {drewj} not sure that's a joke
[11:54] {cc_9} WOW VXX volume nutty on that block
[11:55] {RonS} dec taper = bris?
[11:57] {cc_9} added XIV, new cost 31.19
[11:57] {cc_9} not looking pretty
[11:58] {cc_9} SPY trying a littlem need VXX under 47.62
[11:58] {cc_9} meanwhile KKD digging mines
[12:00] {cc_9} taking some off XIV @ new cost
[12:00] {cc_9} holding rest for anything north of 31.30
[12:03] {cc_9} setting limit 31.25 in case volatility picks up again
[12:04] {cc_9} booked some .25s
[12:05] {cc_9} VXX another block
[12:06] {cc_9} setting another block XIV 31.32
[12:06] {nemo} 31.55ish likely
[12:06] {cc_9} out .32
[12:07] {cc_9} last block setting .39
[12:08] {cc_9} come on bastards, come take my .39 so i can call it a day
[12:09] {cc_9} all out
[12:09] {cc_9} yippeeeee
[12:09] {cc_9} loving this new VXX/XIV setups on new volatility
[12:11] {RonS} 3i, ever tried this? ...might make your job easier:  http://tinyurl.com/k43mr26
[12:11] {nemo} never understand his accent
[12:12] {RonS} dunno...saw ad w/ a Texan...big ass drawl...he said it worked
01[12:12] {&Threei}  gotta try...
[12:13] {cc_9} ugh, XIV now gona go gorilla without me
[12:13] {cc_9} :(
[12:14] {cc_9} XIV 31.40z
[12:18] {cc_9} SPY, anyone think the beans get refried ?
[12:18] {nemo} if it can't get above 180 probably test lower
01[12:20] {&Threei}  QCOR Citron Research: Questcor is already covering up evidence asked for in FTC probe- Link: http://www.citronresearch.com/questcor-in-cover-up-mode/
[12:21] {cc_9} SPY can flip and pop on a dime, sitting on sidelines waiting for setup
01[12:25] {&Threei} Long Setup:  TZA  .05 break
01[12:25] {&Threei}  If holds  19
[12:25] {cc_9} looking for more frying Vad ?
01[12:26] {&Threei}  yup
[12:26] {cc_9} triple fry them beans my man
01[12:26] {&Threei}  got this feeling, SPY is about to fry everything it underfried last time
01[12:30] {&Threei}  smell of fried bulls in the morning...
[12:42] {cc_9} Ackman getting destroyed on HLF
01[12:43] {&Threei}  he asked for it
01[12:43] {&Threei}  many times
[12:43] {cc_9} Belgian Appeal Court rules that HLF sales model is in "full compliance with Belgian Law"
[12:43] {cc_9} his beans are getting octofried
[12:43] {cc_9} but he said he was taking the trade to the end, which is never a smart thing to say in public
01[12:47] {&Threei}  half out TZA
[12:50] {RonS} what's the opposite of a one night stand?
[12:51] {RonS} Kazakh stand:  Rich Kazakhs revive polygamy as younger women seek an escape from poverty | http://bloom.bg/IJfWTa
01[12:51] {&Threei}  hmmm... multiday laying down?
01[12:51] {&Threei}  harems are back
[12:52] {RonS} lol...thinking bunny won't stand for it...
[12:53] {cc_9} QCOR getting anused
[12:53] {cc_9} bouncing a bit now on volume surge
[12:53] {RonS} sheesh...lol
[13:03] {cc_9} IWM fresh lows
[13:04] {cc_9} "all aboard Mr. Bones Wild Ride, where the ride never ends"
01[13:04] {&Threei}  since we speak in this weird manner now, my contribution to TZA will be:
01[13:05] {&Threei}  "to the moon, alice"
[13:09] {cc_9} KKD trying to find a bottom here
[13:13] {cc_9} SPY this quasi double bottom just aint gona hold
[13:13] {cc_9} 179.50 is life lifebuoy
[13:21] {cc_9} OMED fade from highs
01[13:24] {&Threei}  1:2
01[13:24] {&Threei}  moon is a bit closer guys, wake up!
01[13:24] {&Threei}  bull refrying is in process
[13:25] {nemo} Rocky Mountain Oysters over a spit
[13:26] {Will49} yes...sky is definately clearing
[13:27] {nemo} what is the twittersphere saying?
[13:28] {cc_9} decafried beans being served
[13:28] {cc_9} VXX through 48
01[13:30] {&Threei}  Yasser Arafat's widow: French experts find no sign of polonium poisoning
01[13:30] {&Threei}  I thought they did?
[13:31] {nemo} It's the French Vad
01[13:32] {&Threei}  arrrgh FB
01[13:33] {&Threei}  tried to nail this short twice, got scalps... now it tanks
[13:38] {cc_9} tempted to short VXX, but then again, i dont like my beans fried more than once
01[13:39] {&Threei}  stop .19
[13:43] {nemo} vxx looks long, but overextended on the day
[13:43] {cc_9} SPY needs to open a Mexican restaurant
[13:43] {cc_9} all these beans
[13:43] {cc_9} all this frying
[13:43] {cc_9} lord have mercy
[13:44] {nemo} Anybody watch the movie Zeitgeist...first 1/3 is interesting, the rest a Conspiracy Theory
[14:02] {cc_9} My new T/A system is telling me that support on GDX is $1.00
[14:02] {cc_9} i believe it.
01[14:03] {&Threei}  I asked mine, and it responded by "please, ask when we are going to have peace in Mid East instead"
[14:05] {cc_9} oh wow, I tried that too and it said "goy, please..."
01[14:05] {&Threei}  lol
[14:06] {nemo} weekly s4 on gdx is 19.95
[14:06] {cc_9} SPY either intraday triple bottom, or triplebean
[14:07] {cc_9} testing the same range 179.30 3rd time now
[14:07] {nemo} Monthly pivot just below .20
[14:07] {cc_9} imo, needs a mad headfake rally to get dip buyers in
[14:07] {nemo} I think the weeklies in play more likely and of course daily's
[14:07] {cc_9} nemo, if you have to go back 6 years to find those supports, imo, they are not valid any longer.
[14:08] {nemo} guess that should be weekly's
[14:08] {nemo} on what pray tell?
[14:08] {cc_9} on GDX
[14:08] {cc_9} its at lowest prince since 2008
[14:08] {nemo} those are pivot supports
[14:08] {cc_9} goy, please...
[14:08] {nemo} sheesh
[14:08] {nemo} pot calling kettle black
[14:09] {nemo} DE been drip dropping away like it had Thai Clap
[14:10] {cc_9} SPY turtle necking
[14:10] {cc_9} fyi : turtle neck is when poop is trying to come out but you try to push it back in
[14:10] {nemo} wow
[14:10] {cc_9} "the more you know"
[14:10] {nemo} TMI
[14:10] {nemo} bad visuals
[14:10] {nemo} imagine doing that to a snapping turtle
[14:10] {nemo} oy frickin' vay
[14:10] {cc_9} says the guy who puts the words drip and clap in the same sentence.
[14:11] {nemo} they go together
[14:11] {cc_9} SPY squeezing its cheeks
[14:11] {cc_9} for now, no leakage
[14:11] {cc_9} LOD holding
[14:11] {nemo} alright, stop...I'll be spitting coffee on the keyboard
[14:12] {cc_9} short VXX small here 47.89 for S&G
[14:12] {cc_9} looking for 47.62 on SPY headfake bounce
[14:12] {cc_9} if it works, i will donate all proceeds to saving turtles.
[14:14] {cc_9} SPY seesaw, oh boy
[14:14] {nemo} bounced at 3 min 34ema, hadn't touched it all day
[14:15] {cc_9} SPY : https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6280146688/hE525378A/
[14:15] {nemo} so, do we test SPY 179
01[14:15] {&Threei}  and here comes more carnage
01[14:15] {&Threei}  smell of fried bull meat permeats the streets
01[14:16] {&Threei}  some more out TZA
[14:16] {nemo} bears still hobbling around though
01[14:16] {&Threei}  stop to .24
[14:16] {nemo} smells awful, but I never hear them fart
01[14:16] {&Threei}  keeping last 250 shares for possible market implosion
[14:16] {cc_9} VXX did not hit highs on this SPY tankola
01[14:16] {&Threei}  or should I say implozhion
01[14:17] {&Threei}  eemplozhion
[14:17] {cc_9} SPY needs a diaper change
01[14:17] {&Threei}  that's it
[14:17] {nemo} current low is the montly pivot
01[14:18] {&Threei}  not going to hold
[14:18] {cc_9} the real Q is will 179 even hold
[14:19] {cc_9} market about to get its first head fake bounce here
[14:19] {nemo} you have coupla' levels of support just below
[14:20] {cc_9} see that fat finger on SPY, thats a secret hand shake
[14:20] {cc_9} grab some XIV
[14:20] {cc_9} funny how IWM held its LOD
[14:20] {cc_9} all about the BTFD train
[14:21] {cc_9} aka Mr. Bones Wild Ride
[14:21] {cc_9} hehe, bounce working out for now, gona bail out north of 179.40
[14:22] {cc_9} perfectly timed, VXX drop, XIV pop
[14:23] {cc_9} IWM losing a little steam, SPY target 179.40+
[14:24] {cc_9} come on SPY, its ok to give only a headfake, but a proper headfake at least...
[14:24] {nemo} mmmmmhhhhh....I could
[14:24] {nemo} nah
[14:24] {nemo} I won't
[14:24] {cc_9} order to cover partial VXX set 47.71
[14:25] {cc_9} lol nemo
[14:25] {cc_9} at least make the bait worth while
[14:25] {nemo} figured it out, huh?
[14:25] {cc_9} Vad, C long trade here ?
01[14:26] {&Threei}  I'd only go for it on a pullback from here
01[14:26] {&Threei}  around .80
[14:26] {cc_9} i grabbed a tiny position .90
[14:26] {cc_9} my idea is just the SPY gets that fake bounce
[14:27] {cc_9} i got 0 hedge lol, long C and short VXX
[14:28] {cc_9} C setting stop loss 51.70, i feel ok about it
[14:28] {cc_9} tgt 52.10 if God wills it.
[14:28] {nemo} insha Ala
[14:29] {cc_9} peace be upon you my friend
[14:29] {cc_9} speaking of being nice
[14:29] {nemo} death to the Goy,  er, I mean, infidels
[14:29] {cc_9} IWM move you piece of turd
[14:30] {nemo} mmmhhh, sounds like the right guy for this place
[14:30] {cc_9} IWM uptick
[14:30] {cc_9} whoa VXX block trade
[14:30] {nemo} spy and finnies weakening
[14:30] {cc_9} nvm, fake print
[14:31] {cc_9} FAS not really weakening here, almost over 81
[14:31] {cc_9} not sure which finnies you looking at, goy
[14:31] {nemo} yeah, only for second
[14:31] {nemo} rax at vwap
[14:32] {cc_9} idka bout you guys, but ever since we came back from the holidays, it feels as though each day added 2 more hours
[14:32] {nemo} because Les isn't here
[14:32] {nemo} day just drags
[14:33] {cc_9} BOOM
[14:33] {cc_9} bouncing
[14:34] {cc_9} not the ticker, just that we are bouncing
[14:34] {nemo} well that was the bottom, on with the rally
[14:34] {cc_9} plenty time on the clock for the market to serve more burritos
[14:35] {cc_9} im only looking for mid
01[14:35] {&Threei}  it's noticeably slower
[14:36] {cc_9} this one for you nemo : 14:20 cc_9 market about to get its first head fake bounce here
[14:36] {nemo} great...I get cc's sloppy seconds
[14:36] {cc_9} out partial VXX short for +$0.18, holding rest
[14:37] {cc_9} VXX short = $$$
[14:37] {cc_9} out C for nothing, holding XIV long
[14:39] {cc_9} XIV trade (still holding last batch 300 shares) }}} http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/9307/nvja.jpg
[14:39] {cc_9} all out VXX short for +$.27
[14:40] {cc_9} calling it a day.
[14:40] {drewj} any trades on the horizon vad?
01[14:40] {&Threei}  looking
01[14:40] {&Threei}  trust me, when I see it I will share it :)
[14:40] {cc_9} you missed the horizon by about 40 minutes
[14:41] {drewj} just tired cc
[14:41] {drewj} you were right about the extra two hours a day
[14:41] {Will49} cc is always right
[14:41] {cc_9} what ever will said, I agree with, for once.
[14:41] {Will49} LOL
[14:42] {cc_9} Out last XIV batch for +$0.30
[14:42] {drewj} so by default are you wrong all the time will?
[14:42] {cc_9} You know Drew, when i feel down and tired, i just look for dips to buy
[14:42] {Will49} i guess
[14:42] {drewj} i know how you love dips...
[14:42] {cc_9} they are not all buyable, today;'s was tricky
[14:42] {cc_9} but we did it right
[14:43] {drewj} good job cc
[14:43] {Will49} you sure did
[14:43] {Will49} what would we do without you cc?
[14:44] {cc_9} idk, have good days ?
[14:44] {cc_9} :(
[14:44] {Will49} you got me!
[14:44] {cc_9} C not participating in this market bounce
[14:44] {cc_9} good riddance
[14:45] {cc_9} oh god, I let go of VXX short too soon
[14:45] {cc_9} t-..thanks Obama!
01[14:45] {&Threei}  lol
[14:48] {cc_9} off topic
[14:48] {cc_9} which keg you guys are following more closely
[14:48] {cc_9} Ukraine or Thailand ?
[14:49] {nemo} you mean as in powder keg?
[14:49] {cc_9} yes, nemo, powder keg
[14:49] {nemo} frickin' pizdah
[14:49] {nemo} that answer your question
[14:49] {cc_9} which opposition is going to get bot out faster is the real question
[14:49] {nemo} see what happens with Putin
01[14:50] {&Threei}  by the sheer factor of my origin, Ukraine... although I wouldn't say I follow that too close
01[14:51] {&Threei}  when crowds don't realizer they choose between two theives, who cares which one wins crowd's hearts and minds
[14:52] {cc_9} thai for now wise not using violence, but i think it might get to that
[14:52] {cc_9} they are just buying off the heads of opposition one at a time
[14:52] {cc_9} the same people that are "vowing for more violence"
[14:53] {cc_9} as for ukraine, its funny how the pro gov hide their faces from the camera
[14:58] {cc_9} Obama live on Bloomberg "I need your help to spread the word on how this new law is benefiting you"
01[14:59] {&Threei}  (US) President Obama: Despite website problems, the ACA health reform is working
01[14:59] {&Threei}  of course it is
01[15:00] {&Threei}  that's not the question... the real question is, what results when it's working
[15:08] {cc_9} since the crowd is loving the jokes today, ill finish with a bang
[15:08] {cc_9} today's quote " give a man a hamburger and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to hamburger and he'll live for ever" cc_9
01[15:09] {&Threei}  President Obama: 'The website is working well for the vast majority of users'
01[15:09] {&Threei}  you can't beat him in jokes department, cc9
01[15:09] {&Threei}  right after that though he added:
[15:10] {cc_9} I'm only a mortal.
01[15:10] {&Threei}  - Benefits of the law have gotten lost as attention focused on the problems that crippled the website.
01[15:10] {&Threei}  so which is it?
01[15:10] {&Threei}  working very well or crippled?
[15:11] {cc_9} well, think of it as the handicap olympics, they all still compete, just cant run
06[15:12] * &Threei nominates cc_9 for the December award The Most PC Man in the Room
01[15:12] {&Threei}  see nemo? and you thought the award was yours forever
[15:13] {cc_9} Maybe a cartoon will lighten up the mood http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/6672/o45y.png
01[15:13] {&Threei}  lol
[15:14] {Will49} that's Les
01[15:14] {&Threei}  a few more cetns down C, and I may get interested
[15:15] {cc_9} Not even gona risk it EOD, happy with the shekels todai'
01[15:21] {&Threei}  there is also a story about starting out hairdresser, but I'll save it for when we meet, will
[15:22] {Will49} that's best :)
[15:22] {cc_9} more  jokes, 40 more minutes!
01[15:22] {&Threei}  ok, I'll give you a hint, and you'll build it up in your mind, cc
[15:22] {cc_9} lol go ahead
[15:23] {Will49} will take some building
01[15:23] {&Threei}  she was told she neded to explain a client everything she does... and she neared the moment of doing a blow-dry
[15:23] {cc_9} lol
01[15:23] {&Threei}  see? that's all he needed :)
01[15:23] {&Threei}  suffice it to say,
[15:24] {Will49} he's guessing
01[15:24] {&Threei}  after her explanation a client turned to a salon owner and said "why wasn't I, constant client of yours, ever offered that before?"
[15:25] {nemo} mmmmhhh...red pill or blue pill?
[15:26] {nemo} cyanide sounds better
[15:27] {cc_9} always the red pill.
[15:28] {robbers} Once I tried a new stylist who happened to be a beautiful Thai woman who spoke some English, but not fluent.  She wet my hair and cut it.  Then asked, "Do you want a blow job?"  I said, "Yes, but I don't think I can afford it.
[15:28] {nemo} she love you long time
01[15:30] {&Threei}  so that's international, robbers :)
[15:30] {robbers} :)
[15:30] {nemo} mmmhhhh....article says, "Neanderthals organized there living space like modern humans."  They haven't met my nephew...sheesh
01[15:31] {&Threei}  changing my mind
01[15:31] {&Threei} Short Setup: C  .80 break
01[15:31] {&Threei}  If holds  .85
[15:31] {cc_9} VXX...damn it
[15:31] {cc_9} its literally crashing
01[15:32] {&Threei}  change to .85 break if holds .90
01[15:32] {&Threei}  above .90 no more modification, just straignt invalidation
[15:33] {cc_9} i left 2 healthcare payments on the VXX trade
01[15:33] {&Threei}  Invalidated
[15:33] {cc_9} oh God...VXX now all out crash
[15:33] {nemo} vwap run
[15:34] {cc_9} XIV flying
[15:34] {cc_9} #$%^$%#%^&%$^#%^$%^
[15:35] {drewj} ok guys...i'm outta here
[15:35] {nemo} mmmhhhh  cvs being bought out
[15:35] {drewj} have a good evening
[15:39] {cc_9} take care Drew
[15:39] {cc_9} Drew, come back so I can say bye
01[15:39] {&Threei}  really
[15:41] {cc_9} lol
[15:41] {cc_9} you guys take care
[15:41] {cc_9} Will, I know
[15:41] {cc_9} a+
01[15:42] {&Threei}  OK folks, time's running out
01[15:42] {&Threei}  thank you all, have a good evening
01[15:42] {&Threei}  see you tomorrow
[15:42] {Will49} peace